The Michelle Obama Mandate by Celli Pitt

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I should be writing, but this is too good not to share. I honestly am more of a fan of Michelle than Barack, so this resonated with me immediately. It’s penned by Celli Pitt.

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Hear Ye!

Hear Ye!
Let it be known that November 5th is now the Michelle Obama Federal Holiday!

You both have inspired me and given me new hope in my community, in my people, in my humanity, and undoubtedly in my blackness!!

Sisters and Brothers, the true gift of this election is validation and vindication of Black Womanhood!!
Everyone take note:

Barack has done himself and us a great service by marrying Michelle Obama.
Thank you Michelle for being strong and not diluting your strength.
Thank you Michelle for being highly intelligent and not dumbing down yourself.
Thank you for not starving yourself and not lipo’ing your curves away to fit “standards” that are not authentically yours.
Thank you Michelle for helping to make a great Man Greater.
Thank you Michelle for showing us that intelligence is the True Sexy– bling and oiled biceps can’t compete!
Thank you Michelle for speaking your mind and not allowing that ugly “bitch/angry black woman” label to fertilize itself– thanks for killing it on the vine.
Thank you Michelle for keeping your South Side flavor & roots while upgrading yourself and your community.
Thank you Michelle for showing us that we can have it all– maybe not all the same way or at the same time– but we can indeed have it all.
Thank you Michelle for showing my nieces, female cousins, and all of us women who are trying to do our part in our own skin– that we are more than fine, we are Excellent people who shouldn’t settle and deserve the BEST that life has to offer– unapologetically. We are wothy. Period.

Thank you Barack for recognizing these wonderful qualities in Michelle and crowning them with love, a ring, and a vow– not intimidation and blame!

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Living in the Moment: Texts, Tweets, and Statuses

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I just finished teaching and I know you want a fresh new reflection. I left my house at 5:50am yesterday to vote and came back at 3:45 am from celebrating. The moral of the story: I went hard (don’t believe me, then check my twitter) so no new post right now. I’ll get to it soon. Besides, I’ve put myself on at least a 24 moratorium on critique. Besides as my friend said, “I’m living in the moment.” Continuing on that theme, yesterday technology allowed me to be connected to more folks than in any previous election. I was so thankful Barack Obama got elected, but I think I may have been equally grateful for the data package on my phone (unlimited texts and internet)! Beneath, are some of my favorite texts, tweets, and statuses that my folks shared with me (most original, some are not). And if you see your message and I haven’t gotten back to you, my bad! I see you. Oh, and I’ve done my best to remove identifying personal markers, cause ya’ll were clowning! :)

“Kunta Kinte shirt? Check! Obama button? Check! Public Enemy’s “Brothas gonna work it out” banging in the ipod? Check! Time to hit the line! YEEEEEAAAAHHH DADDY!!”

“Yes we did!!! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!! All hail the New Chief.”

“Have we seen the promised land?”

“He looks like me.”

“Dumi- Yes we can!! Look what interracial marriage can produce!! Yes I – we can!!!”

“Unfucking believable!! You better party it up, reality’s gonna hit us in about a day, LOL”

“Brother President!”

“Just saw a woman catch the holy ghost in the middle of Michigan Avenue.”

“Congrats Bro, tomorrow we wake up to a better day.”

“First Tiger, then Halle, now this! They like us!”

“Since they wouldn’t give us 40 acres and a mule, we’ll take fifty states and the White House.”

“We did it!! I was moved to tears… it happened in MY lifetime… and though I don’t agree with all his policy, I do see the bigger picture…”

“Sweet dreams and realities to you!”

“Please tell me why i just saw a Black woman with a rhinestone Obama shirt and booty shorts, flying outside the moon roof booty poppin'”

“Brother Dumi WE ARE OFFICIALLY FREE, much love.”

“They have a sign up sheet for volunteers to help Bush pack his shit and get the hell on Nov 5th. I put us down for the 3-8 shift.”

“I predict Michell Obama will announce her 3rd pregnancy three months from last night! Lol”

“I’m waiting for [identity removed] to birth a monkey out his ass to honor his promise he made in November 2007 that American would never elect a Black President.”

“Change is here! We are the ones we have been waiting for!”

“My pres is Black and so am I. I now am a man of two nations as opposed to the lost child of one. Both of my nations need me. Barack’s electon is a green light and I’m ready to go right now!”

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Where to watch…

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So obviously in a number of hours the polls open and what I hope will be a historic election will occur (yes, every election is historic, but you you know what I mean). I’m super hyped that UptownFlavor.com has created a list of places to watch the election uptown (Harlem, the Heights, etc.). I think in part I’m so hyped because when I was trying to watch the debates uptown, it was like finding a “public” restroom above 110th … not the easiest thing (okay I just kinda wanted to plug that website diaroogle cause it’s weird and interesting and I needed a metaphor). Here is the list as it stands (Monday night), but check out their list which they’ll be updating throughout the day till the afternoon. As for me, during the day I’ll be in PA doing some work and live-tweeting (providing short updates on my experiences, etc – click on the twitter bar in the middle column to see updates) … and when I get back to NYC I may take my 2004 approach and just go to sleep in hopes of avoiding all pains and anxieties experienced in 2000. Though I’m strangely hopeful, so we’ll see.

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Harlem State Office Building Plaza
163 West 125th Street at Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Boulevard
Hours: 8pm-2am

The election will beamed directly via a giant “Jumbotron” screen. Seating will be provided as well as hot beverages. For more info call 212-792-5102 or email April@bill-lynch.com.

Senator Bill Perkins’ Election Night Party
163 West 125th Street, 9th Floor
Hours: 8pm-until

To RSVP, please contact Keith Lilly at KLILLY513@hotmail.com or 917-684-8564

The Malcolm X & Dr. Betty Shabazz Memorial Educational & Cultural Center
3940 Broadway at 165th Street
Hours: 7PM- Until

Everyone is encouraged to contribute food, refreshments, and hors d’ouevres. To RSVP go to www.theshabazzcenter.net or call 212 -568 -1341.

Lenox Lounge Viewing Party
288 Lenox Avenue (124th/ 125th Streets)
Hours: 9PM-2AM

The Lenox Lounge cordially invites you to an Election Night “Viewing Party” Tuesday, November 4th at 9pm. $25 admission includes a light buffet and champagne toast at midnight. Live TV coverage from CNN, Reuters, and NTV. To RSVP call Jacquelyn Carson at 212-427-0253.

Harlem4Obama Election Night Watch Party
2479 Frederick Douglass Blvd.
8th Ave just below 133rd St.
Hours: 9PM- Midnight

Be able to say that, “On election night, I was in Harlem with H4O”. Our watch parties are always special. Just come. Food, music, and great discussion and fellowship. Upon VICTORY – WE SHALL CELEBRATE LIKE CRAZY!! If you’ve been to the Harlem office, you know you don’t want to be anywhere else this historic night. Donations at the party are encouraged to handle the cost of operating this hugely successful office. For more info call Chet Whye at 347-577-7547.

Shrine All-Night Election Party
2271 Adam Clayton Powell, Jr. Blvd. (bet 133-134 St)
Hours: 7PM-Until

Featuring Barcardi Gold promo free drinks!! Call 212-690-7807 or email info@shrinenyc.com for more info.

Café Largo
3387 Broadway (bet 137th & 138th St)
Hours: 7PM-Closing

Cafe Largo will be showing the election results all night. They will also be extending their normal happy hour specials, $3 beers and $5 well cocktails, from 5PM til closing. For more info call 212-234-1811 or email cafelargo@aol.com.

Billie’s Black
271 West 119 Street
Between St. Nicholas Ave. & Frederick Douglass Blvd.
Hours: 5 PM- Until

Full Coverage of the 2008 Presidental Election and the official kickoff for ‘Obama 2008′! Featuring their “So DAMN Happy Hour you can enjoy $5.00 well cocktails, beers and appetizers.

Mobay Uptown Viewing Party
17 West 125th Street (Bet Lenox and 5th Ave)
Hours: 9PM- Until

“Polls close at 9:00. View the results with us on a 50″ HDTV. We will be open until results are final. DJ until everyone leaves!!! Come and make it a historic party for a historic event. Free appetizers and ‘Obamatini’ drink specials.”

Schomburg Center for Research in Black Culture
Langston Hughes Auditorium
515 Malcolm X Boulevard, New York
Hours: 7PM
Cost: $10

Book signing with Deborah Willis, co-author of Obama: The Historic Campaign in Photographs from 7 p.m. to 8 p.m.
Watch the Live Returns on a Big Screen in the Langston Hughes Auditorium. View African Americans and American Politics, a window exhibition.
Food and drinks available for purchase.
Tickets: $10. To purchase tickets, call The Schomburg Shop at (212) 491-2206. Ticket charge hours, Tuesday through Saturday, Noon to 6 p.m. Or buy tickets online through Telecharge

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Why I’m not voting for Barack

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Do I support Barack Obama? Yes. Have I donated to the campaign of Barack Obama? Yes. Have I canvassed for Barack Obama? Yes. Will I be voting for Barack Obama? No. Yes, you read that correctly. I am not voting for Barack Obama for the office of President of the United States. On November 4th, I’m voting with my political ideals, feasibilities, and hopes.

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Wouldn’t you like more choice?

In coming to this decision, I realize that I have alienated myself from a large number of my friends, family and even colleagues, but there is a method to “my madness.” As a resident of New York, my vote for change comes in the form of a Black woman and Latina woman, the Green Party’s Cynthia McKinney and Rosa Clemente. For the past year, McKinney and Clemente have campaigned feverishly, which to many has appeared to be futile. They are seldom in the same venues as the mainstream candidates; you’re more likely to see them on C-Span than the cable news channels, and they have failed to gain the attention that Ralph Nader did with his Green Party campaign in 2000. But even with these factors, my vote is still valuable to changing the landscape of American politics.

If you have stayed with me this long, I’m sure you’re wondering why I would “throw away” my vote to two candidates that most people don’t know. The simple answer is I’m going Green because I believe democracy must have more than two faces.

My New York residency provides me both security and luxury. It is from this position that I decided a vote for the Green Party could serve to expand the political spectrum beyond the two party system to which we’ve become so accustomed. New York is a decidedly Blue state, which continues to poll heavily in favor of Obama. This means that my vote for Obama on the 4th will likely provide no extra push in the Electoral College; it would just increase his numbers in the popular vote. Having watched elections results the past couple of years, I’ve grown to lament the Electoral College, but I’ve come to the conclusion that if I am going to play the game of American politics, I must play it wisely. If the Green Party can receive 5 percent of the popular vote this election, they are eligible to receive major party status, which would help them build a third party with the potential to influence national politics. My vote however is not simply because I want any third party to spring up on the scene. The ticket of McKinney and Clemente comes closest to my own political roots and desires. The Green party chose two women, one with legislative experience and the other with grass roots experience. These women share many of my views on war, education, healthcare, and poverty alleviation. I have been taught that I should vote with my ideals, but this is seldom an option if one’s goal is to be a part of the “winning team” in American politics. Now is a time for Left-leaning, justice-oriented advocates to vote with their ideals and achieve victory on multiple levels. While this election is pitched as a zero-sum game, all or nothing, there is a third option, particularly for those of us in decidedly Blue or Red states.

I’m going green because since the 1980s Black Americans have been concerned that the Democratic Party has been moving towards the center and betraying many of the critical programs that are necessary for uplifting our community. I grew up in a working class family that has benefited from Affirmative Action, unionization, and the safety nets of social welfare. I continue to fight for the ideals of the poor and disenfranchised, but know that a single politician cannot and will not transform the landscape of America.  In voting in the past, I’ve gotten to the booth and consistently voted Democratic in national elections because I feared losing. In 2000, I lost. In 2004, I lost. In 2008, I want to win. Not just by electing the first president who acknowledges his African descent, but win by being true to my ideals and the ideals of democracy. While I know 5 percent is lofty, and likely out of reach, I think it is just as important to vote for my ideals, which helps to push towards diversification of the political machine that has been broken for far too long. On November 4th, I’m going green because democracy must have more than two choices. I don’t want the next generation to arrive at the voter’s booth and think, “It is time to pick my poison.” Rather I want them to arrive and think, “It is time for me to pick my prescription.”

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Friday Funny: Dear Red States

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I got this in an email a couple of moments ago, classic!

Dear Red States:

If you manage to steal this election too we’ve decided we’re leaving.

We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole’ Miss. We get 85% of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families.

You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we’re going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they’re apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don’t care if you don’t show pictures of their children’s caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we’re not willing to spend our resources in Bush’s Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country’s fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95% of America’s quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes,99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we’re discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we’re taking the good pot, too.

You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico

Peace out,

–Blue States

Hat tip to KCG

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Of Mr. Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em and Others*

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Soulja Boy is getting berated by cats all over the internet. While I could easily make this post “beat the pinata aka Soulja Boy.” I think his commentary over the past couple of months really displays a real sociological pattern (yeah, sorry I always gotta bring that in) about youth, particularly Black youth. Two things stand between young cats and older generations: history and time, let me explain.

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History

Recently, Soulja Boy, when asked by Toure, who he would like to meet responded,

“Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we’d still be in Africa.”

He continued on,

“We wouldn’t be here to get this ice and tattoos.”

Yeah… you read that right. While I don’t doubt that Soulja Boy was getting his clown on to a degree, as many young folks do, I’m also sure there was some truth to this. His quote made me shake my head, but also made me immediately think of Keith Richburg, the journalist who wrote “Out of America: A Black Man Confronts Africa.” While I tend to think folks who write on their sunglasses with puff paint or folks who can start a sentence with, “despite the legacy of slavery, black Americans are fortunate to have been born in the U. S…” shouldn’t be taken that seriously, I’ll make the exception in this case. Richburg all but makes the same point that Soulja Boy does, but this grown reporter, who has lived on the continent, went as far as to write a book and go on the speakers circuit about his gratitude for being born in the United States thanks to the Transatlantic Slave Trade.

Black folks often look at the conditions on the continent and feel more disconnected than ever. Why? Could be self-hatred, could be confusion, could be that you’ve been listening to this clown. Regardless, all of those reasons fundamentally come down to a lack of history. We must deal with the reality that we still do not accurately teach our people (both young and old) about the maafa. We don’t actively challenge our schools to move beyond cookie cutter curriculum that begin the story of Black people with the transatlantic slave trade. We do not teach our children about great ancient African civilizations or great contemporary African nations. We don’t teach young folks the diamonds that they crave come at a severe price. So why would we expect a 18 year old to think differently? Why should we expect a 40 year old who was taught to hate the roots to think any differently?

Time

A couple of month ago Soulja boy got into it with Ice T and the back and forth was pretty hilarious. While I don’t want to make a mountain out of molehill, Soulja boy’s attitude and orientations aren’t entirely insane or foreign for young people or to hip-hop. This is not new, this generational battle has been going on since the beginning rap, that’s why in 1987 on “I’m Still Number 1″ KRS said,

Rap is still an art, and no one’s from the Old School
cause Rap is still a brand new tool
I say no one’s from the Old School cause Rap on a whole
isn’t even twenty years old
Fifty years down the line, you can start this
cuz we’ll be the Old School artists

Krs’ cry of course went unheeded and lines get draw in the sand. Because so much of rap music is about defining who is the best, and for some reason rappers don’t know what retirement means (the only thing that seems to get folks to stop putting out albums is their death, well kind of) young cats have to share the stage with old cats. Because Hip-Hop is a form of music that is forever young, the idea of ‘respect your elders’ seldom seems to get practiced. The occasional head nod to a former great is always soon followed by a line about usurpation rather than the passing of the torch. Is this just in Hip-Hop? Definitely not. Eli Anderson’s work on Old Heads versus Young Bulls reminds us that within our communities the generational gap has meant that wisdom of the old and the energy of the youth often don’t meet. While this gap may seem inconspicuous, the lack of shared experience and value between young cats and older guys continues to contribute to community decay. As Biggie said, “Look at our parents they used to take care of us, look at em now, they even fucking scared of us.” The costs of elders and youth being disconnected is wisdom.

It’s easy to just say young folks need to listen to their elders, but would you listen to an elder who told you to “eat a dick?” The reality is that sometimes the lines of division between the young and the old are equally at the fault of the old, who fail to meet the young where they’re at. When I hear cats talking about Soulja Boy or other young people who make statements that result in folks deeming them “ignorant” or “embarrassing”, which they may be, I begin to wonder what the elders have taught them. While their words may unsettle me, I know in any community it is the job of the elders to teach the youth. As people grow older, they look at the younger generations and complain about their ways. I usually call this “old Black man disease” (please see Bill Cosby for the past 3 years if you need a full example) but you don’t have to be far gone from youth to do this. As we age and change, I pray we, the younger elders, can bridge this widening gap. Because if I look out and think our young people are idiots, I wonder, “who among the elders took the time to teach them any different?”

*This title for this post was straight jacked from Du Bois’ chapter in Souls of Black Folk, “Of Mr. Booker T. Washington and Others.” Get familiar.

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Black men & Domestic Violence Awareness Month

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Today, many folks are wearing red to raise awareness about domestic violence. A little while ago, I posted a commentary on witnessing some physical abuse and feeling powerless. Well, my good friend and colleague Jewel Woods offers a great personal reflection and conversation starter entitled “Stop the Hammer.”

Men sometimes use intoxication as an excuse for unacceptable behavior. We do know that alcohol often acts as an uninhibitor that gives people the courage to do things they may not while sober. Whenever I talk with black men about the role of alcohol in abuse, I remind them of how white lynch mobs would frequently get drunk to make it easier for them to unleash violence on black bodies and black communities. Drinking is never a reason for committing acts of violence, whether it is against minorities or women.

Men often offer other explanations: “She pushed my buttons,” “I lost control,” or, worse, “it wasn’t that bad.” Men need tools and insights to be able to avoid those traps. It is essential that we start talking to our boys about violence. Like the age-old adage, “to a hammer, everything looks like a nail,” violence can become the signature tool in a man’s toolbox and is used to try and fix every problem.

Jewel’s piece got me thinking about continuing to challenge each other (Black men) to take different approach to our lives and to everyday therapy. If we always need a good ol’ social lubricant like Maker’s Mark, we’ll probably miss the mark when it comes to holding each other accountable.

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Peeking through my fingers

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So the movies are some of my favorite things to watch, hate on, and critique (and yes, I still plan to write the review on Trouble the Water which was amazing) and sometimes I wait with anticipation. But not necessarily all good anticipation, half of the movies I see come out that I’m interested in I watch like a scared child in a horror movie, peeking through the cracks in my fingers as I cover my eyes. This past week, the trailer for Notorious was released. I really, really, don’t want this to turn out to be like Too Legit: The MC Hammer story. And before you say anything, I liked and still do like MC Hammer. I stand by my childhood idols, whether wise or not! Beneath you can find the Notorious extended trailer, how many inconsistencies can you point out? I’m already up to three in the trailer.

And I just found out that there is another movie slated for production. Rza is set to do a remake of The Last Dragon. I’m a bit nervous cause now they’re messing with sacred Black cinema text. Isn’t this like rewriting Invisible Man as street lit? Oh wait, did I just take it too far?



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Burning the candle…

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Recently I’ve been burning the candle at both ends, so I haven’t been able to get a new post together. But In the meantime, make sure to click around and see what else is happening on my blog roll. In the meantime, let this video be your motivation to be skeptical off all these polls which suggest Obama has a large lead.



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Racist! Says Who?

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I thought it was bad enough when the good folks over at Racialicious alerted me to this image which appeared in a GOP newsletter recently.

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Then I realized things were even worse when a friend over at StopDogWhistleRacism emailed me this clip about the defense of it!

Take a look at the video and watch folks attempt to weasel their way out of responsibility and even suggest that identifying it as racist, racial or stereotypical is “our” fault. This my friends, is the world that we live in today, when even overtly racial events get blamed on those who identify the hatred behind them.
Embedded video from CNN Video

And for the sister who is interviewed and part of the group. I know you think they’re drinking the wrong “water” but have you considered that you may be the sipping the wrong stuff too?

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